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THE PLAN
In the beginning were the Assumptions.
And the from the Assumptions and idea took form. Thus from nothing, the PLAN was born.
And the Workers evaluated the PLAN. And they cried, "This Plan is a crock of shit, and it stinketh."
And lo, the Workers went unto the Supervisors and pleaded, "It is a pail of dung, and none may abide the odor thereof."
And the Supervisors went unto the managers, saying, "It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it."
And the Managers went up high to the Directors, and claimed, "It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide by its strength."
And the Directors conferred amongst themselves and forecast that "It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."
And the Directors went forth to the Vice-Presidents, offering their prediction that "It promotes growth, and it is very powerful."
And the Vice-Presidents climbed the highest tower and unto the President gave their prophesy, "This new PLAN will actively promote the growth and vigor of our company, with powerful effects!"
And the President looked upon the PLAN, and saw that it was good.
And the PLAN became policy, and it was implimented...
And that, dear friends, is how shit happens.
And the from the Assumptions and idea took form. Thus from nothing, the PLAN was born.
And the Workers evaluated the PLAN. And they cried, "This Plan is a crock of shit, and it stinketh."
And lo, the Workers went unto the Supervisors and pleaded, "It is a pail of dung, and none may abide the odor thereof."
And the Supervisors went unto the managers, saying, "It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it."
And the Managers went up high to the Directors, and claimed, "It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide by its strength."
And the Directors conferred amongst themselves and forecast that "It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."
And the Directors went forth to the Vice-Presidents, offering their prediction that "It promotes growth, and it is very powerful."
And the Vice-Presidents climbed the highest tower and unto the President gave their prophesy, "This new PLAN will actively promote the growth and vigor of our company, with powerful effects!"
And the President looked upon the PLAN, and saw that it was good.
And the PLAN became policy, and it was implimented...
And that, dear friends, is how shit happens.
